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Women Call on Men to do Less

Why Feminists Need to Accept Conservative Women

  By Tasarla Harman   On Tuesday 15 August, women released a statement urging men to “just leave everything alone”. Women collectively decided that men no longer need to participate in housework or offer emotional support and, most importantly, they must leave politics alone.   The United Nation’s “Facts and …

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Agony Ibis – INTERNET Issue

  By Sarah Hort   CW: Reference to paedophilia and child sexual abuse   Dear Agony Ibis,   I find myself in an ethical quandary. My employees have come to expect beanbags, gourmet lunches provided five days a week, bicycles and an office so extensive it’s a “campus”. This shit …

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The Metadata’s Alright

  By Annice Savill   To my fellow university students,   I know we are young and complaining is kind of our thing, but it’s time to rein it in. I get it, you’ve heard about these new metadata retention laws, and you’re terrified. Not just terrified, you’re livid. You’ve …

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UNSW Isn’t A Cattle Farm: An Investigation into the 891

By Sarah Hort   Dear Agony Ibis,   One of my great passions in life is the humble queue. Whether it be at the bank, the post office, or waiting for a bus, there is nothing quite as equal and orderly as a queue.   Unfortunately, my time at UNSW …

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